Burgers, Sandwiches, Wraps and Such…
(Served with your choice of homemade fries, green salad, or soup of the day)
Burger Stack 16 1/2
Delicious beef patty topped with barbeque smoked pork, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and pickles. Hey, Jenny Craig, I hear you like to count calories? Well, count how many fingers I'm holding up. Hint: It's 2, one per hand.
"Together Until the End" Chicken Burger 16 1/2
A chicken breast and topped with a fried egg, melted cheese, bacon, tomato, lettuce, and chili sauce for some spiciness. The chicken breast is also marinated in sadness and naturally salted with chicken tears, you monster.
Bleu Cheese Bilderburger 16 1/2
Juicy beef patty topped with bleu cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and pickles. Served fresh from Bohemian Grove from your favorite Owl worshiping cult. We can't confirm or deny this sandwich actually exists. But seriously, it's real. Look it up.
The Monterey Burger 16 1/2
Homemade beef patty topped with sliced avocado, Monterey Jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and pickles. The only sandwich included in Schindler's List. I should mention that I am referring to Mark Schindler. He lives downtown and loves two things, burgers and lists. And juice… He loves juice.
Royale with Cheese Chicken 16 1/2
Buttermilk fried chicken, shredded romaine lettuce, minced onion, pickles, double cheddar, bacon, and 1000 island sauce on a brioche bun. We don’t need a sketchy clown to make this sandwich appealing. Fun Fact: Did you know that John Wayne Gacy and Ronald McDonald are related? Not in the family way, just that both will get their hooks in you when you are a kid and, eventually, kill you.
Bleu Buffalo Chicken (BBC) 16 1/2
Buttermilk fried chicken tossed in buffalo sauce, with greens, bacon, bleu cheese, and ranch sauce on a brioche bun. The ol’ BBC sandwich might be a lot for some people but I bet you can handle it just fine. A real crowd pleaser. Open wide and enjoy! Your mom’s favorite. I can keep going...
Bacon & Caramelized Onion 16 1/2
Homemade beef patty topped with melted cheddar, double smoked bacon, caramelized onions, tomato, shredded romaine and grainy dijon mayo on a brioche bun. I feel like bacon and caramelized onions go together like babies and pacifiers or ODB and Mariah Carey in the underrated 90’s jam, Fantasy (Remix). *Awkwardly dances at keyboard* YOU KIDS DON’T UNDERSTAND! THIS IS ART!
Big Cheese 16 1/2
Homemade beef patty topped with Monterey jack cheese, goat cheese, and cheddar cheese along with onions, pickles, and greens on a brioche bun with dijon mayo. More cheese than a Neil Breen movie but also much better than a Neil Breen movie.
Chicken Avocado Sandwich 16 1/2
Grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, lettuce and tomato on a whole grain bun. This sandwich is more popular than a fresh potato in Ireland during the 1840s… Too soon?
Buttermilk Chicken 16 1/2
Buttermilk breaded deep fried chicken, lettuce, tomato, spicy Thai chili mayo, goat cheese, banana peppers on a brioche bun. According to the villain in Teddy Ruxpin, this is a key ingredient in the recipe for gold. He’s an idiot, everyone knows it’s by screwing over poor people through the stock market.
The G.O.A.T. Burger 16 1/2
BEEF patty topped with roasted red peppers, goat cheese, lettuce, cheese, tomato, onions, and pickles. Yo, (your name here), I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish reading this menu but this burger here is one of the greatest burgers of all time. ONE OF THE GREATEST BURGERS OF ALL TIME! I know, I'm super topical.
TBA Sandwich 16 1/2
Sliced turkey, double smoked bacon, avocado, tomato, shredded romaine with garlic sage mayo on a panini bun. How shredded is our romaine, you ask? Bro... So shredded. Yeah, shredded bro. Bro, shredded. No joke bro. Just vapid bro. What’s “vapid” mean bro? Uh, vape bro! Sick bro. Sick.
The Millennial Morning Burger 16 1/2
Homemade beef patty topped with a fried egg, double smoked bacon, avocado, crisp romaine lettuce, onions, and pickle with dijon mayo on a brioche bun. For when you sleep through breakfast and lunch after staying up all night thinking of the creeping, unending dread of an unsustainable economic system, diminishing potential access to your earned retirement pension, crippling post-secondary debt, unaffordable home ownership prospects, and a general sense that nobody in power cares about ruining an environment past their own field of vision. Haha, millennials are so lazy. Wake up sleepy head, haha!
BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich 15 1/2
Savoury pulled pork on a brioche bun, stacked high with barbeque sauce and dijon apple coleslaw. We tried pulling the pork apart when the pig is still alive and it turns out their skin is quite tough. We smoke it in-house and it comes out nice and tender after the pig has been prepared by a butcher. Not everyone pulls their pork the same, you have to see what works for you.
Marissa’s Veggie Burger 16 1/2
This beef impostor is topped with onions, lettuce, pickles, sliced tomato, avocado, roasted red peppers, and goat cheese. Even meat eaters like our veggie burgers! Potentially even cannibals/zombies and, you know, if there were a substitute for what they wanted, I think the world would be a better place.
Steak Sandwich 16 1/2
Succulent steak, cooked how you like, and topped with caramelized onions, served on garlic bread with cajun mayo. Mike Burrows personally forces all cows that we use for our steaks to watch "Steel Magnolias", to ensure that our steak sandwich is the most tender in town. You'll taste the empathy.
Borderline’s Fingers and Fries 16 1/2
Panko breaded chicken fingers and homemade fries. Nothing fancy. A great way to say, "I don't know what I want to eat from this menu". Can I interest you in a plain white slice of bread, with perhaps some water for dipping? If you don’t want to be the most boring person in the room, make them Buffalo fingers for 1.50 more. Also, shop at Borderline, they are good boys.
Poutine / Caesar Salad / Spinach & Bleu Cheese Salad / Quinoa Salad Vegan Chili / Sub Veggie Burger / Sub Buttermilk Fried Chicken
(Served with choice of homemade fries, soup, or salad)
SUPER SIDES & SUBSTITUTIONS (add 2 1/2)
Cobb Salad 16 1/2
Roasted turkey, double smoked bacon, avocado, cherry tomatoes, on romaine lettuce with a hard-boiled egg. Served with bleu cheese and ranch dressing. This salad is NOT named after Ty Cobb. All the excellence, none of the racism!
French Country Salad 16 1/2
Mixed greens topped with grilled asparagus, chicken, goat cheese and cabbage. Served with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Surrender to the deliciousness.
Blackened Chicken Caesar Salad 16 1/2
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with homemade dressing and topped with blackened chicken. Once you go blackened…
Mon Calamari Caesar 16 1/2
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with homemade dressing and topped with Calamari and croutons. It is not a trap, it’s a salad. Tastes like the end of a rebellion. Long live the empire!
Kale & Quinoa 16 1/2
Avocado, romaine, quinoa, cherry tomatoes, on kale and quinoa. Topped with sunflower seeds and cilantro with paprika and served with a honey mustard vinegarette. We get it. You’re healthy. Birds are healthy. You’re, basically, eating like bird... That can’t fly... You’re a penguin.
Spicy Vegan Quinoa 16 1/2
Quinoa Topped with onions, carrots, zucchini, garlic, diced tomato, tofu, with chili sauce. I have met more spicy vegans than I care to mention.
Chick Pea and Carrot Quinoa 16 1/2
Quinoa topped chickpeas, carrots, spinach, tikka masala curry sauce. "I usually don't like gender-specific peas, but these are really good"-Probably said, someone, I don't like.
Curry Tofu and Veg Quinoa 16 1/2
Quinoa topped with carrots, onions, tomatoes, ginger, soylent green, tofu, tikka masala curry sauce. Soylent green? Spoiler alert: It's people. Spoiler alert: You won't care.
Southern Quinoa 15 1/2
Quinoa tossed with chipotle & honey vinaigrette topped with chickpeas, pico de gallo, avocado, and banana peppers. OMG if u put this on Instagram, bet u woud have so mny likes! hashtagstopruininglanguage But follow us on Instagram! @owlacousticlounge and on twitter! @owlacoustic
Pesto Vegetable Quinoa 16 1/2
Quinoa topped with an assortment of onions, tomato, zucchini, mushrooms, garlic, and grilled asparagus. Level Up. +20HP. A must for visits to the water temple.
The Hot Angry 17
Sautéed chicken, spicy chorizo sausage, onions, garlic, and penne pasta tossed with tomato sauce. Another name we considered was the Hot Huffy. I had a hot huffy when I was a kid. It was red, had shocks, and was the coolest bicycle in the world. Weeks later, the sun faded the color on that bike from red to pink. I have not owned a bicycle since. Hey Sun, thanks for ruining Grade 6!
Classic Carbonara 17
Chicken, bacon, onions, mushrooms, and garlic sautéed with pasta. Not to be confused with Carbonite, in which Han Solo was encased when his bounty was claimed by Boba Fett. This tastes better AND is easier to haul. Am I right, Stormtroopers?
Pesto Cream Primavera 17
Pasta served in a creamy pesto cream sauce with onions, garlic, diced tomatoes, mushrooms, zucchini, and topped with grilled asparagus. Not to be confused with your pale and stuck up friend, "affectionately" nicknamed "The Pesto Cream Prima Donna".
The Gumbo 17
Sautéed shrimp, chorizo sausage, and chicken in a spicy tomato sauce. Served with pasta. Tell that special person that you're dining with tonight, "I hope it's cool if I get gassy later". If they stay, put a ring on it (their finger, pervert).
Bailey's Burnt Butter Pasta 17
Pasta and chicken served with a burnt butter sauce with asiago cheese and topped with diced tomato on fettuccine. Nothing burns butter like dangerously hot sunshine on the equator! Thanks for burning all that butter for us Bailey!
(All pasta served with garlic bread)
(Ask your server for today's soup)
Vegan Chili 7
Simple Crunchy Green Salad 5
Caesar Salad 6
Fries... Just Fries, I guess 5
Dips 1 1/4
Add Gravy, Pesto Mayo, Cajun Mayo, Sambal Oelak Dijon Mayo, Garlic Sage Mayo, Honey Dill
Nacho Average Nachos
Carnivore 15 or Veggie 14
Chicken Tenders 9
(make them buffalo for 1.50 more)
Fried Pickles 9
Tempura Yams 9
Pork & Kimchi Dumplings 9
Coconut Shrimp 9 1/2
Spicy Calamari 9 1/2
Appy Plate 20
(Choose 3 of the following: Arancini, Chicken Tenders, Fried Pickles, Tempura Yams, Pork & Kimchi Dumplings, Coconut Shrimp, Spicy Calamari)
President Poutine 15
Sautéed chicken, spicy chorizo sausage, onions, garlic with homemade tomato sauce on cheese curds and homemade fries. Big red. In Soviet Russia… you generally have fewer rights and minorities are openly oppressed by the government. But, the poutine…
The Space Wolf 15
Chicken, bacon, onions, garlic sautéed in a spicy cream sauce served with cheese curds and homemade fries. According to NASA, Monkeys + the vacuum of space = Fail, however Wolves + Space = Space Wolves = Great Poutine. It's science, it doesn't need to make sense. Wait, that's something else…
The Classic Works 15
mushrooms, banana peppers, green onions, tomato with gravy on cheese curds and homemade fries. An Owl Classic. I can't believe we are old enough to have a "Classic" anything. But here we are!
Big Bird of Prey 15
Pulled pork, bacon, chorizo sausage, with gravy on cheese curds and homemade fries. Add a fried egg for a dollar because, hey, you're already in this deep, fatty.
Prince Vigo! 15
Peppers, onions, tikka masala, spinach, green onion, tomatoes on tofu and homemade fries. I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you to try it! On a mountain of fries, in a castle of Vegans, I sat on a throne of tikka masala. Find me a server, so that I may live again!
The Northsider 15
Mushrooms, caramelized onions, bacon, green onions, with gravy and cheese curds on homemade fries. Topped with sour cream. Is it better than living on the north side? It is. Trust me, I lived there.
The Pest 15
Tomatoes, chicken, broccoli, with creamy pesto sauce on cheese curds and homemade fries. Better than anything John Leguizamo has ever done. He keeps applying here and we're all like "we're closed". "But your open sign is on and the place is full of people!", "I can't hear you, you're breaking up!", "I'm not on a cell phone, I'm right here talking to you!", "I'm going into a tunnel, bye!" *slowly walks inside*
Basic Cheese Curds and Gravy 9 1/2
Now add some fixin’s
Pulled Pork 2
Green Onion 1/2
Banana Peppers 1
Roasted Red Pepper 1 1/2
Broccoli 1 1/2
Goat Cheese 2
Bleu Cheese 2
Fried Egg 1 1/2
Extra Gravy 1 1/2
Extra Cheese 2