Burgers, Sandwiches, Wraps and Such…
(Served with your choice of homemade fries, green salad, or soup of the day)
Burger Stack 15
Delicious beef patty topped with barbecue smoked pork, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and pickles. Hey, Jenny Craig, I hear you like to count calories? Well, count how many fingers I'm holding up. Hint: It's 2, one per hand.
The "Together Until the End" Chicken Burger 14 1/2
A chicken breast and topped with a fried egg, melted cheese, bacon, tomato, lettuce, and chili sauce for some spiciness. The chicken breast is also marinated in sadness and naturally salted with chicken tears, you monster.
Bleu Cheese Bilderburger 15
Juicy beef patty topped with bleu cheese, fresh avocado, lettuce, tomato, onions, and pickles. Served fresh from Bohemian Grove from your favorite Owl worshiping cult. We can't confirm or deny this sandwich actually exists. But seriously, it's real. Look it up.
The Monterey Burger 15
Homemade beef patty topped with sliced avocado, Monterey Jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and pickles. The only sandwich included in Schindler's List. I should mention that I am referring to Mark Schindler. He lives downtown and loves two things, burgers and lists. And juice… He loves juice.
The G.O.A.T. Burger 15
BEEF patty topped with roasted red peppers, goat cheese, lettuce, cheese, tomato, onions, and pickles. Yo, (your name here), I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish reading this menu but this burger here is one of the greatest burgers of all time. ONE OF THE GREATEST BURGERS OF ALL TIME! I know, I'm super topical.
BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich 13 1/2
Savoury pulled pork stacked with coleslaw and Barbecue sauce. We tried pulling the pork apart when the pig is still alive and it turns out their skin is quite tough. We smoke it in-house and it comes out nice and tender after the pig has been prepared by a butcher. Not everyone pulls their pork the same, you have to see what works for you.
Steak Sandwich 15
Succulent steak, cooked how you like, and topped with caramelized onions, served on garlic bread with pesto mayo. Mike Burrows personally forces all cows that we use for our steaks to watch "Steel Magnolias", to ensure that our steak sandwich is the most tender in town. You'll taste the empathy.
Chicken Avocado Sandwich 14 1/2
Grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, lettuce and tomato on a whole grain bun. This sandwich is more popular than a fresh potato in Ireland during the 1840's… Too soon?
Ali's Banana Burger 14 1/2
Homemade beef patty topped with spicy banana peppers, tomato, onions, lettuce, and Monterey Jack cheese served on a multi-grain bun. Some like it hot. Some have no control over their body temperature. Ali's banana burger makes it cool to sweat when you eat.
Marissa’s Veggie Burger 15
This beef impostor is topped with onions, lettuce, pickles, sliced tomato, avocado, roasted red peppers and goat cheese. Even meat eaters like our veggie burgers! Potentially even cannibals/zombies and, you know, if there were a substitute for what they wanted, I think the world would be a better place.
Fingers and Fries 14
Panko breaded chicken fingers and homemade fries. Nothing fancy. A great way to say, "I don't know what I want to eat from this menu". Can I interest you in a plain white slice of bread, with perhaps some water for dipping?
Cod Wrap 15
Spinach, slaw, cod, spicy cilantro Thai chili salsa. It’s the only cod I believe in... Cod help me.
Buttermilk Chicken 14 1/2
Buttermilk breaded deep fried chicken, lettuce, tomato, spicy Thai chili mayo, goat cheese, banana peppers on a whole grain bun. According to the villain in Teddy Ruxpin, this is a key ingredient the in the recipe for gold. He’s an idiot, everyone knows it’s by screwing over poor people through the stock market.
Pulled Pork Wrap 15
Pulled pork, spinach, slaw, wasabi ranch, spicy cilantro Thai chili salsa in a wrap. I saw a pig eat this once and he loved it. That’s not fat shaming, pigs will eat anything. But he did love it. Like wayyyyy too much.
Panini Grill Chicken Club 14 1/2
Grilled chicken, on panini, lettuce, tomato, bacon, cheddar, and pesto mayo. Finally, an exclusive club that doesn’t require a ritual sacrifice to join... Except for the chicken, I guess. You’re an evil, evil, person.
Sub Gluten Free Bun Sub Veggie Burger Sub Buttermilk Fried Chicken
SUPER SIDES & SUBSTITUTIONS (Add 2 1/2)
Poutine Caesar Salad Spinach & Bleu Cheese Salad Quinoa Salad Vegan Chili
Loaded Spinach with Goat Cheese 14 1/2
Baby spinach topped with crisp bacon, sliced egg, red onions, pecans and served with your choice of dressing. Nobody puts baby spinach in a corner… Unless it’s with bacon. In that case, it goes in your mouth.
French Country Salad 15
Mixed greens topped with grilled asparagus, chicken, goat cheese, and cabbage. Served with olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Surrender to the deliciousness.
Blackened Chicken Caesar Salad 14 1/2
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with homemade dressing and topped with blackened chicken. Once you go blackened…
Mon Calamari Caesar 15 1/2
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with homemade dressing and topped with Calamari and croutons. It is not a trap, it’s a salad. Tastes like the end of a rebellion. Long live the empire!
Vegan Taco Salad 15
Crisp lettuce, onion, tomato, lettuce, vegan chili, salsa, served in a tortilla bowl for when you get to that point of contradiction where you want to tell yourself that you had a salad but you also want to neglect the fact that you ate the god damn bowl it was served to you in...
Spicy Vegan Quinoa 15 1/2
Quinoa Topped with onions, carrots, zucchini, garlic, diced tomato, tofu, with chili sauce. I have met more spicy vegans than I care to mention.
Chick Pea and Carrot Quinoa 15 1/2
Quinoa topped chick peas, carrots, spinach, tikka masala curry sauce. "I usually don't like gender-specific peas, but these are really good"-Probably said, someone, I don't like.
Curry Tofu and Veg Quinoa 15 1/2
Quinoa topped with carrots, onions, tomatoes, ginger, soylent green, tofu, tikka masala curry sauce. Soylent green? Spoiler alert: It's people. Spoiler alert: You won't care.
Southern Quinoa 14 1/2
Quinoa tossed with chipotle & honey vinaigrette topped with chick peas, pico de gallo, avocado, and banana peppers. OMG if u put this on Instagram, bet u woud have so mny likes! hashtagstopruininglanguage But follow us on Instagram! @owlacousticlounge and on twitter! @owlacoustic
Pesto Vegetable Quinoa 15 1/2
Quinoa topped with an assortment of onions, tomato, zucchini, mushrooms, garlic, and grilled asparagus. Level Up. +20HP. A must for visits to the water temple.
The Hot Angry 16
Sautéed chicken, spicy chorizo sausage, onions, garlic and penne pasta tossed with tomato sauce. Another name we considered was the Hot Huffy. I had a hot huffy when I was a kid. It was red, had shocks, and was the coolest bicycle in the world. Weeks later, the sun faded the colour on that bike from red to pink. I have not owned a bicycle since. Hey Sun, thanks for ruining Grade 6!
Classic Carbonara 16
Chicken, bacon, onions, mushrooms and garlic sautéed with pasta. Not to be confused with Carbonite, in which Han Solo was encased when his bounty was claimed by Boba Fett. This tastes better AND is easier to haul. Am I right, Stormtroopers?
Pesto Cream Primavera 15 1/2
Pasta served in a creamy pesto cream sauce with onions, garlic, diced tomatoes, mushrooms, zucchini, and topped with grilled asparagus. Not to be confused with your pale and stuck up friend, "affectionately" nicknamed "The Pesto Cream Prima Donna".
The Gumbo 16
Sautéed shrimp, chorizo sausage, and chicken in a spicy tomato sauce. Served with pasta. Tell that special person that you're dining with tonight, "I hope it's cool if I get gassy later". If they stay, put a ring on it (their finger, pervert).
(All pasta served with garlic bread)
Bailey's Burnt Butter Pasta 15
Pasta and chicken served with a burnt butter sauce with asiago cheese and topped with diced tomato. Nothing burns butter like dangerously hot sunshine on the equator! Thanks for burning all that butter for us Bailey!
(Ask your server for today's soup)
Small 4 Large 6
Vegan Chili 6
Simple Crunchy Green Salad 5
Caesar Salad 6
Spinach Salad 6
Socialist Fries 4
Add Gravy, Pesto Mayo, Cajun Mayo, Sambal Oelak, Honey Dill
Wasabi Ranch 1
Nacho Average Nachos
Cod Bites 9 1/2
Potato Skins 8
Arancini 7 1/2
Chicken Tenders 8 1/2
Fried Pickles 8 1/2
Coconut Shrimp 9 1/2
Spicy Calamari 9 1/2
President Poutine 12
Sautéed chicken, spicy chorizo sausage, onions, garlic with homemade tomato sauce on cheese curds and homemade fries. Big red. In Soviet Russia… you generally have fewer rights and minorities are openly oppressed by the government. But, the poutine…
The Space Wolf 12
Chicken, bacon, onions, garlic sautéed in a spicy cream sauce served with cheese curds and homemade fries. According to NASA, Monkeys + the vacuum of space = Fail, however Wolves + Space = Space Wolves = Great Poutine. It's science, it doesn't need to make sense. Wait, that's something else…
The Classic Works 13
Bacon, pulled pork, mushrooms, banana peppers, green onions, tomato with gravy on cheese curds and homemade fries. An Owl Classic. I can't believe we are old enough to have a "Classic" anything. But here we are!
Big Bird of Prey 13
Pulled pork, bacon, chorizo sausage, with gravy on cheese curds and homemade fries. Add a fried egg for a dollar because, hey, you're already in this deep, fatty.
Prince Vigo! 13
Peppers, onions, tikka masala, spinach, green onion, tomatoes on tofu and homemade fries. I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you to try it! On a mountain of fries, in a castle of Vegans, I sat on a throne of tikka masala. Find me a server, so that I may live again!
The Pest 13
Tomatoes, chicken, broccoli, with creamy pesto sauce on cheese curds and homemade fries. Better than anything John Leguizamo has ever done. He keeps applying here and we're all like "we're closed". "But your open sign is on and the place is full of people!", "I can't hear you, you're breaking up!", "I'm not on a cell phone, I'm right here talking to you!", "I'm going into a tunnel, bye!" *slowly walks inside*
Basic Cheese Curds and Gravy 7
(otherwise known as “a coward’s poutine”)
Now add some fixin’s
Pulled Pork 2
Green Onion 1/2
Banana Peppers 3/4
Chorizo 1 3/4
Roasted Red Pepper 1
Asparagus 1 3/4
Tofu 1 3/4
Goat Cheese 2
Bleu Cheese 2
Fried Egg 1
Extra Gravy 1
Extra Cheese 2
Let’s get weird.
combine the best of Canada with the best of Mexico
For one dollar more...
As a representation of solidarity with Mexico friends,
keep waiting... (or read ahead)
and turn your Poutine into...
wait for it...
Why? Because not a damn thing makes sense anymore.
A POUTINE BURRITO!
Give us a second to clean your brain off our walls.
And hey, we’ve come this far, why not add a side...
So why not build a wall between your health goals
and what you actually want to put in your mouth.