We need a new server as we recently lost one to a pack of wild dogs (possibly wolves but not confirmed) 

Potential applicants should... 

-Bring in a resume in person for Steve or Mel. 
-Bring us candy (NOT MEAT! DO NOT CARRY RAW MEAT DUE TO UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF WILD DOGS WITH THE TASTE FOR HUMAN BLOOD STILL IN THE AREA). I'm pretty sure they hate candy though. It's really your only chance. 
-Have ProServe certification. The pack of cunning and wily hounds won't care, but AGLC sure does. 
-Be quick on your feet. It'll most likely come in handy (hint: Bow wow). 
-Have a sharp mind. You might be able to outsmart one dog but when they triangulate your position and pen you in, you may have to get creative. I'm again referring to the downright dastardly hell beasts that could ALLEGEDLY still be in the vicinity. 
-Maybe wear a scarf. You know, protect your neck. From the dogs. They might see your exposed neck and view it as a fleshy weak point, keying on that area if they choose you as prey. This is, course if they are still hungry... And are still close by... Allegedly. 
-Be fearless. These ferocious creatures are SUPER aware of fear, apparently. 
-Don't get cute or sassy with these pups. They no longer respond to domesticated "canine commands". We're far past that point people. The only thing they will "fetch" are your bones. 
-Again, I'm pretty sure they are repulsed by candy, so better bring some and if you want us to still be around, you ought to leave the candy here. They'll still smell it on you after you leave. Probably? 

Bring resumes IN PERSON so we know you're tough enough mentally and physically for the job. 

411 3rd Ave South, Lethbridge.